Sam Alfano launches new product

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I laughed my dadburned ass off. Got any Ass Renew Wax Sam? This beer I'm drinking dang near came out my nose when I read that last part!

You guys ain't right! What have I got myself into associating with this bunch???
 

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I had no idea until now why I was having so much trouble engraving. It's my HAIR! Thanks for such a brilliant product, one that will certainly bring a shine to my work, no to mention my dome. Send me a half a dozen tins, please.

tom
 

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Andrew,
You're just not wrapped right....
:)
Darn funny! All I can say is that while I'm not pretty with hair, but no hair is just plain nasty!
 

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Andrew,
You need to come UPheu and drink some of our water...
You need some of the uphe water to straighting out the lines...
That Great. Loveitt, You nailed it just right...
I'm gona shave me head...
Jerry
 

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I'm still giggling. If there an advantage to natural baldness as opposed to the psuedo bald razor imposter?
 

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Oh Yeah?........... but that migration part that happened to Lee is what scares me. I don't have much hair on my face either, and so I'm wondering where it would migrate to on me. I think I'll wait and see if there are any other bad side effects...............I wouldn't want to like grow any more hair on..........................er uh ....oh....never mind.......


That was a hoot Andy, thanks for the laugh!
 

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Good one Andrew. Will we be seeing this stuff on late-night TV. I think this stuffs has more promise than Ron Popiels hair spray paint.
 

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i bought a can of this crap ! my wife thought it was to restore sheen to her hair !!!!!!!!
 

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Sales have been brisk. Ray Cover ordered a case, but I'm thinking he'll need the industrial strength formula for THAT head of hair.
 

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LMAO thats funny......Sam put me down for 2 tins
and can i becom a distributor............................LOL Thanks guys i needed a good laugh this mornin
 

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When I had the priviledge to visit the Al Stolman Museum in Sheridan, Wyoming. I read a quote by Al on the one wall.

"God made millions of heads,
With some he was well pleased.
The rest he covered with hair"


And Al was a bald creative artist.
 

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Andrew,
That's a hoot..............Thank you.
But living way on South side of the world with your head pointed down and your feet pointed up has caused your wrapping to unwind a little my friend!
Rex said it all about being wrapped too loose. LOL.

Best regards, John B.
 

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Sunshine on a crazy day.

I ain't laffed so hard since Grandpaw decided to remove his beard with Nair and got the razor hung-up in all that goop!

On a more serious note....you folk are appreciated for your knowlege, humor, and willingness to share both.
We are all fortunate to have found this support.

Best Regards,
Glen
 
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